"Come on, Dan Marino, you of all people should know to wear a helmet"
"That awkard moment when you realize that the Dan Marino love child story is the most we've mentioned scoring froma Dolphin all season."
During his career Marino was especially renowned for his quick release. Looks like he took that reputation a little too far."
"Dan Marino admitted he fathered a daughter from an affair. You can see the resemblance too: brown hair, blue eyes, NO superbowl ring"
"Dan Marino....master of the two minute drill"
and my favorite:
"Dan Marino fathered a baby with a CBS employee in 2005. This is what happens when you let heterosexuals play in the NFL"
The lucky lady and the little Marino below.