Ok...over the weekend I had a very bizarre encounter with a guy at a local grocery store.  I was in the produce section gathering all of my favorite fruits and veggies when this guy, who had been following me around the store for some time... was now standing between me and the plastic bag dispenser near the cucumbers.

I said "excuse me" and reached up to grab the plastic bag and then proceeded to get a cucumber and some broccoli.  That was when his guy started picking up various cucumbers in all shapes and sizes and began "pleasuring" the vegetables and making sounds to draw attention to himself. 

I can't be the only one to think this is totally creepy and abnormal, but maybe I am wrong...

What do you think--is this "normal" behavior?

If you are planning a trip to the local market--be on the look-out for the Cucumber Creeper!  He was about 5'10" wearing a blue baseball cap.